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Foot Dies In Its Sleep

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Children’s Theater Announces That It Has Changed It’s Spring Musical to “Les Miserable Jr.”

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‘Less Tongue!’: Trump Issues Executive Order on Proper Way for Tom Emmer to Kiss His Ass

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Tina Smith Takes Job as Cream Corn Lobbyist

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ICE Deploys Imperial Star Destroyer To Deport Single Minneapolis Restaurant Worker

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Psych! The Department Of Homeland Security Just Announced Americans Now Need A Really Real ID To Fly Domestically

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First Spring Robin Delayed by I-94 Detour Through Baraboo, WI

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Man’s Skin Finally Dry Enough To Use Bedside Lotion For Dry Skin

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Latest Season of Love Is Blind Introduces the World to the Complex & Nuanced Life of a North Loop Resident

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Netflix To Continue Minnesota-Set Reality Show Series With “Too Hot To Handle: Thief River Falls”

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Trader Joe’s Data Leak Reveals Names Of All Mediocre Boyfriends Who Attempted To Buy Flowers After Work On Valentines Day

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Pillsbury to Finally Bridge Gender Gap with New “Dough Girl” Mascot and Yep: She Has Anxiety!

1 year ago Morgan Gray
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Tim Walz Relieved To Know That Tina Smith Never Called Him A ‘Dick Boss’ On Twitter

1 year ago Katie Wilson

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TV Color Balance Breaks for Thousands After Pale Minnesotans Skin Revealed on Love is Blind Honeymoon Episodes

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Majority Of Blaine Couple’s Fights Over Trying To Remember What Store New Store Used To Be

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Duluth to Host Inaugural Convention for People Who Have Mustaches Tattooed on Their Index Fingers

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Rodgers Vows to Finish What Favre Started in Minnesota: Win Super Bowl, Steal Food Stamps

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Restless Governor Walz Has Started Inviting People Passing By His House To Check Out His New Stereo System

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Chris Kluwe First Vikings Player In History To Not Choke At Crucial Moment

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In Good Hands: Chaska Uncle Confirms Plane Wouldn’t Have Crash Landed In Toronto If He Were On Board

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Man Who Moved Out Of Drafty Punk House Suffers From Survivor’s Guilt In Well-Heated Apartment

1 year ago Matthew Schneeman
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Anoka Woman’s “Clean Girl Aesthetic” Doesn’t Apply To Mysteriously Stained, Never-been-washed Winter Coat

1 year ago Morgan Gray
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Nickelback Changes Name To Dimeback After Trump Tariffs Enacted

1 year ago Andy Mattfield

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