Local Satire Site Takes Break From Fucking Jokes While its City Burns

MINNEAPOLIS—In the wake of the extrajudicial murder of George Floyd by Minneapolis Police and the protest and riots that followed this week, Minnesota-focused satire site The Nordly has announced that it will be pumping the brakes on the goofs for a while since Minneapolis is on fire.
While The Nordly traditionally has used satire to comment on the gross injustices happening in our state, the editorial staff has disclosed that they are unfortunately fresh out of jokes on this one.
Readers are encouraged to take action against this horrifying police misconduct (i.e. murder) by donating, protesting, showing solidarity via social media, and having the difficult conversations about race that are needed to address this grave problem. If you’re really hankering for a laugh right now, the editors suggest you watch a cat video or read the fucking Family Circus.
The Nordly is assuring readers that it will for sure circle back to the writing jokes stuff once things can be funny again, but could not disclose when that will be.
Make your voice heard by signing these petitions demanding justice for George Floyd:
https://www.justiceforbigfloyd.com/#petition
https://www.change.org/p/mayor-jacob-frey-justice-for-george-floyd
https://act.colorofchange.org/sign/justiceforfloyd_george_floyd_minneapolis
https://www.change.org/p/us-senate-hands-up-act
Here’s where you can give financial support for justice for George Floyd:
Official George Floyd Memorial Fund
https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd
Minnesota Freedom Fund- a nonprofit that is bailing out jailed protestors.
https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/
Reclaim the Block- a community organization rerouting resources away from the police and towards community health and safety.
https://www.reclaimtheblock.org/
North Star Health – a collective of healthcare providers aiding protestors.
https://www.northstarhealthcollective.org/
Black Visions Collective – a Minnesota organization dedicated to black liberation and collective liberation