Report: Cold Spot in the Lake Now Warm Spot
BEMIDJI—Local swimmer and dad, Tim Johnson, is pleased to report a dramatic change in water temperature at Bryant Lake. Initial reporting by Johnson indicated that the murky depths by the floating dock were too cold, but the situation has rapidly changed.
Sources hurriedly swimming away from dad confirm that water in Johnson’s immediate vicinity has warmed significantly. At press time, Johnson seems largely unconcerned with determining the source of the sudden balminess and could certainly use another beer while you’re up.