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White Girl Tips: How to Have Sexual Fantasies About Melvin Carter Without It Being Racist!

6 years ago Alexa Lewis

Look, we’ve all been there. You’re knee-deep in a daydream about Minnesota’s sexiest mayor (sorry, Roger Maki, you’re still Cloquet’s sexiest mayor!) when you realize your implicit bias and generations of racists tropes have casually made their way into the narrative.

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Dinkytown McDonalds Happy Meal Toy Just Some Freshman’s Fake ID

8 months ago Casey Marble
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Office Employee Unsure if This Is One of Those Presentations Where You Clap at the End

10 months ago Daniel Freborg
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‘I’m Just Afraid of Commitment,’ Says Chaska Woman Who Has Used the Same Password for Everything Since Middle School

11 months ago Rachel Reyes
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Anoka Woman’s “Clean Girl Aesthetic” Doesn’t Apply To Mysteriously Stained, Never-been-washed Winter Coat

1 year ago Morgan Gray
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An Incredible Journey: Woman Travels to Parents’ House in Anoka Just to Use Printer

1 year ago Rachel Reyes

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