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You Go Girl! Local Woman Dressing as Sexy Susan B. Anthony for Halloween

5 years ago Caroline Hawthorne
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‘Not Allowing Skinny Women to Audition for Lizzo is Non-Inclusive’, says Girl Who Can Eat Pizza Without Public Shame

6 years ago Caroline Hawthorne

Amazon Studios has received praise after they released a casting call for full-figured models and…

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Minnesota Teachers Offered Pizza Party in Place of Covid Vaccine

6 years ago Caroline Hawthorne
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‘A Second Lockdown Will Ruin My Social Life!’ Says Woman Who Is the Reason We Need a Second Lockdown

6 years ago Caroline Hawthorne

With the recent rise in Covid-19 cases, the possibility of a second lockdown is becoming…

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How to Receive Unwanted Criticism Since You Can’t Go Home for the Holidays

6 years ago Caroline Hawthorne

Due to the rise of Covid-19 cases, the CDC has recommended that Americans don’t travel…

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Dinkytown McDonalds Happy Meal Toy Just Some Freshman’s Fake ID

1 year ago Casey Marble
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Office Employee Unsure if This Is One of Those Presentations Where You Clap at the End

1 year ago Daniel Freborg
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‘I’m Just Afraid of Commitment,’ Says Chaska Woman Who Has Used the Same Password for Everything Since Middle School

1 year ago Rachel Reyes
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Anoka Woman’s “Clean Girl Aesthetic” Doesn’t Apply To Mysteriously Stained, Never-been-washed Winter Coat

2 years ago Morgan Gray
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An Incredible Journey: Woman Travels to Parents’ House in Anoka Just to Use Printer

2 years ago Rachel Reyes

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