BREAKING: CHRIS PRATT LIVED IN MN FOR, LIKE, 36 MONTHS
Chris Pratt — an actual celebrity who is alive — lived here. In Minnesota. For multiple months. And not only did he live here, he was mother fucking BORN HERE in Virginia, MN. So boot up that computer and CTRL + V his face onto our state flag cuz our StarLORD and SAVIOR is, in his…