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BREAKING: CHRIS PRATT LIVED IN MN FOR, LIKE, 36 MONTHS

6 years ago Emily Lindholm

Chris Pratt — an actual celebrity who is alive — lived here. In Minnesota. For multiple months. And not only did he live here, he was mother fucking BORN HERE in Virginia, MN. So boot up that computer and CTRL + V his face onto our state flag cuz our StarLORD and SAVIOR is, in his…

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Breaking: Protests Spark Removal of Swimsuit Category from State Fair Alpaca Costume Contest

7 years ago Emily Lindholm

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1 year ago Morgan Gray
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1 year ago Rachel Reyes

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