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Sorcerer Admits Curse on Timberwolves Worse Than Intended

7 years ago Grant Ertl

MINNEAPOLIS — When Timberwolves made the playoffs in 2018, it was the first time in…

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New ValleyScare Attraction Themed Around Aquatic Invasive Species

8 years ago Grant Ertl

SHAKOPEE — In the fall of every year ValleyFair sheds its family-friendly image to become…

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Dinkytown McDonalds Happy Meal Toy Just Some Freshman’s Fake ID

1 year ago Casey Marble
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Office Employee Unsure if This Is One of Those Presentations Where You Clap at the End

1 year ago Daniel Freborg
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‘I’m Just Afraid of Commitment,’ Says Chaska Woman Who Has Used the Same Password for Everything Since Middle School

1 year ago Rachel Reyes
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Anoka Woman’s “Clean Girl Aesthetic” Doesn’t Apply To Mysteriously Stained, Never-been-washed Winter Coat

2 years ago Morgan Gray
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An Incredible Journey: Woman Travels to Parents’ House in Anoka Just to Use Printer

2 years ago Rachel Reyes

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