Mississippi River Tearfully Bids Farewell To Graduating Class Of High School Drinkers
With a dramatic sigh, the Mississippi River prepared to part with members of the graduating…
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Open Mic Comic Discovers Brilliant, Groundbreaking Angle On Minnesota Accent
MINNEAPOLIS — Unable to contain his excitement, Bruce Pendleton, 36, was overheard explaining his favorite…
Year 3020: Charred Remains of South Minneapolis Contain Hundreds of Sealed Miniature Capsules Preserving Humanity’s Worst Books
Milky Way Galaxy, Year 3020 (Human Calendar) – After donning protective suits and picking through…