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Mississippi River Tearfully Bids Farewell To Graduating Class Of High School Drinkers

6 years ago Sam Dicke

With a dramatic sigh, the Mississippi River prepared to part with members of the graduating…

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Open Mic Comic Discovers Brilliant, Groundbreaking Angle On Minnesota Accent

6 years ago Sam Dicke

MINNEAPOLIS — Unable to contain his excitement, Bruce Pendleton, 36, was overheard explaining his favorite…

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Year 3020: Charred Remains of South Minneapolis Contain Hundreds of Sealed Miniature Capsules Preserving Humanity’s Worst Books

6 years ago Sam Dicke

Milky Way Galaxy, Year 3020 (Human Calendar) – After donning protective suits and picking through…

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Police Detective Declares Caribou ‘Person Of Interest’ In Suspicious Disappearance Of Tim Horton’s

6 years ago Sam Dicke

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St. Paul Snowplow Driver Mistakes Homeowner’s Trash Can for Mario Kart Power-up

2 years ago Casey Marble
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Metro Transit Planning Parade To Commemorate Sheriff Hutchinson’s DWI Crash

2 years ago Morgan Gray
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One of the Good Ones: Vadnais Heights Uncles Now Refers to Women as Girls Instead of Females

2 years ago Morgan Gray
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BREAKING: Mom’s Going Through a Turnip Phase Right Now

3 years ago Morgan Gray
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St. Paul Man Is Named Honorary Dad After Buying Groceries at Menards

3 years ago Joseph Totten

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