EDINA—The Galleria announced today that while they will be complying with Governor Walz’s mask order they are also making available to their customers a new upscale designer version of COVID-19.
Spokesman Edgar Minnick of Monolith Equity and Salvage, owners of the Galleria, stated that a kiosk is available in between Tiffany & Co and Louis Vuittone to quote, “provide customers with an exclusive Covid experience that enhances suffering and alienation on a level that Galleria customers have come to expect”. Samples will also be available at Big Bowl.
“While obviously the goal is to not get COVID, we think our customers that do get COVID deserve the best COVID available,” Minnick stated, adding that “no expense has been spared in creating a way for our customers to share their Covid experiences with family, friends, and coworkers.”
The Galleria also stresses that the new COVID is only available to customers. Employees at the Galleria have been directed to Southdale Center and P.F. Chang’s for their COVID needs.