BLOOMINGTON — It’s that time of year again: spring is in full swing, and temperatures are rising across the state. While most expect this incredibly predictable phenomenon, 54-year-old Christine Huber finds it to be a sneaky surprise, despite experiencing the changing of seasons over 50 times in a row.
“I can’t believe how warm it is! I mean seriously! Feel that sun! Just feel the sun on your face! Wowza!” exclaimed Huber when it hit 75 degrees.
“This is utterly unbelievable. I just can’t get over it. Do you think the Bjornby’s are going to invite us onto their boat?” continued Huber before falsely assuming that she was getting sunburnt after sitting on her patio for a short 5 minutes, “I feel like I’m in Florida!”
Experts anticipate that by July Huber will be complaining that it is “too hot to do anything outside” and will largely remain indoors with the air conditioning raging.