Local Fucking Idiot Confuses Viceroy Butterfly for Monarch
Original image by Rodney Campbell
While out walking his dog Tuesday, Elk River resident Roy Watkins, 32, mistook a viceroy butterfly for a monarch, forever cementing his status as one of the stupidest fucking numbskulls over 200,000 years of human evolution has ever produced.
Watkins reportedly announced “Look! A monarch!” to no one in particular while staring slack jawed at a butterfly of a completely different fucking species, falling for an evolutionary illusion meant to fool simple creatures with brains smaller than peas. The sheer idiocy of the brain-dead comment caused Watkin’s cocker spaniel Daisy, 2, to tilt her head slightly to the right as if to ask “is this dumbass serious?”.
How a total ignoramus incapable of identifying the horizontal black line across the post-median hindwing that differentiates Limenitis archippus from Danaus plexippus could manage to survive for over three decades without forgetting to breath, let alone keep a pet alive, remains a mystery.