Wow! These Good Boys Hate Cops!

In the weeks since George Floyd’s horrific murder there has been a groundswell of community activism opposing the police. But civil disobedience isn’t just for people – Minnesota is also full of very good boys who think all cops are very bad boys!

This cute little guy is named Jeffrey. He likes digging holes in the backyard and running in the dog park. But most importantly, this progressive pupper knows that the origin of American policing is based in the protection of property for the wealthy and subjugating people of color! And that’s not cool.

Say hi to Doodles! She may not understand what taxes are, but Doodles hates that Minneapolis has paid out more than 25 million in taxpayer dollars for police brutality cases since 2003. She also hates squirrels! 

Look at this cutie. This police defunding doggo’s name is Sasha. The only thing she hates more than thunderstorms is the fact that Minneapolis police are seven times more likely to use force against Black people!

This smol pup’s name is Bella. When she is giving you that look it can only mean that she wants tummy rubs, a milkbone, or to have the Minneapolis city charter changed to remove the minimum amount of officers clause!

Awww, looks like it’s a rough day for Walter. Much like himself, Walter knows that police unions have neutered any attempts to make meaningful reform for the MPD. Maybe it’s time to send the MPD to a farm upstate.

This is the terrible Gerbert. He thinks that cops don’t get the appreciation they deserve and that “Blue Lives Matter”. Also, Gerbert spends hours every day licking his own asshole. 

Who’s a good boy? Beanie certainly is! This four-legged anti-fascist always wants to go on a nice long walk, but what he wants more than anything else is for the officers who killed Breonna Taylor to be arrested.