Kirk Anderson

Juul Reveals New Breast Milk Flavor

Juul Labs, Inc., unveiled its new breast milk flavor in a press conference yesterday at Lyndale Elementary playground in Minneapolis.

“We’re simply responding to customer demand,” said Verne the Venerable Vape Vole, Juul’s lovable mascot and customer outreach coordinator. “Our adult clientele is always looking for the newest, hippest flavor, whether it’s…