Renegade Cop With Nothing To Lose Has Surprising Amount Of Job Security

MINNEAPOLIS — When you hear words like “racist”, “alpha male”, or “former Hitler youth”, Robert J. Kroll comes to mind. He’s the president of the Minnesota Police Union,  is dressed to kill and probably has. And despite overwhelming outcry for him to resign, he’s not going anywhere. What are you going to do, fire him? You’re not his boss- nobody’s his boss, not even satan himself.  He’s got the street cred of an Aryan Brotherhood prison gang leader and the face of an 80s professional wrestler. Is that Hulk Hogan putting an unarmed Black man in a sleeper hold? Naw it’s just Bobby “Muthafuckin” Kroll, baby!!

Bob Kroll doesn’t just hate crime, he commits hate crimes. He’s a loose cannon cop that doesn’t play by the rules unless they’re the rules he made, then he plays by those like GTA cheat codes. Even if he did break them, it would be virtually impossible to fire him.

“Some of the more aggressive officers like to call him  Mr. Untouchable, ” said a police union member who would like to remain anonymous. “He hasn’t received a ton of discipline even though he’s been involved in several lawsuits, shootings, and dozens of reported and unreported brawls and excessive force incidents. This isn’t gonna be in the Star Tribune is it?” Bob Kroll is a member of City Heat, a motorcycle club whose membership consists of cops that like to wear white supremacist logos, and yet he still collects STACKS from the city of Minneapolis payroll. 

Many who have worked with him say he has a tendency to get out of situations he has provoked- just ask former lieutenant Tom Jacobs.

“When I first met Bob Kroll he and another off duty officer had assaulted a man at Art-A-Whirl”, said Jacobs while wearing a City Heat vest. “They beat up the guy’s sister, kicked his friend. Someone called the cops, and when the cops showed up they arrested the guy Kroll beat up and Kroll got off free. I honestly don’t even think they looked at any of the art. The man’s a legend.”    

A biker with a badge known to kick ass. He’s got a 9mm on his holster and a .38 pistol in his handlebar mustache. He doesn’t see color, but he definitely see’s race. He’s morally bankrupt, but rich in hate, and there is no way to get rid of him. He’s Bob Kroll, and  Minneapolis is his bitch.