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Sun Country Passenger Stuck in Middle Seat Between Two Huge Amazon Packages
Original photo by Matthew Hurst
Wild’s 2018/19 Season to be New Episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000
Original photo by Lorie Shaull
Banana GIF From ‘Peanut Butter Jelly Time’ Dead at 27
Longtime friend and Albino BlackSheep user ‘SticksxStones’ confirmed Sanderson’s death on social media. While the cause of death is still under investigation, sources have reported that it was the result of being accidentally deleted from a hard drive.
His career began as…
South Minneapolis Slumlord Not Turning on Heat Until March
Photo by Conal Gallagher
Oh God, Grandpa is Bragging About Banging the Andrews Sisters Again
“He does this every time we get together. We’ll have a nice time catching up and he just has to intervene and outdo everyone’s stories with his alleged impromptu orgy with Laverne, Maxine, and Patty while they were filming Private Buckaroo when he was on shore leave,” said granddaughter Cindy Carlson. “Who the hell would even…
Craig Finn Sing-Talks Order to Barista
Original photo by Jonathan feinstein
Bob Dylan Finally Returns to Minnesota to Pay Parking Ticket
Original photo by Alberto Cabello
Minnesotan Super Hero Only Saves Citizens He’s Known Since High School
Crisis was narrowly averted yesterday evening when popular Minnesota vigilante, the Loon Ranger, sprang into…