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Fox News: Minneapolis Murder Rate Climbed 18% Lower in 2022

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‘I Can Handle One More’ Claims Local Mom Climbing on Twelfth Hayride of the Night

4 years ago Trent Urness

ANOKA — A 44 year-old teacher and mother of three attending a church fair Saturday…

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Sick! Pervert Jack-O-Lantern Begging to Be Eaten by Squirrels

4 years ago Trent Urness

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Dinkytown McDonalds Happy Meal Toy Just Some Freshman’s Fake ID

1 year ago Casey Marble
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Office Employee Unsure if This Is One of Those Presentations Where You Clap at the End

1 year ago Daniel Freborg
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‘I’m Just Afraid of Commitment,’ Says Chaska Woman Who Has Used the Same Password for Everything Since Middle School

1 year ago Rachel Reyes
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Anoka Woman’s “Clean Girl Aesthetic” Doesn’t Apply To Mysteriously Stained, Never-been-washed Winter Coat

2 years ago Morgan Gray
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An Incredible Journey: Woman Travels to Parents’ House in Anoka Just to Use Printer

2 years ago Rachel Reyes

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