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Body Positive Uncle Brags About Time He Caught Average Sized Bass

5 years ago Tyler Martindale

PRINCETON — With family gatherings around the corner, avid fisherman, beloved uncle, and body positivity…

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Minnesota’s COVID-19 Contact Tracing App to Add Stories Feature

5 years ago Bianca Nkwonta

After a few weeks on the market, developers for Minnesota’s contact tracing app, COVIDaware MN,…

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5 Cute Spots In Your Home To Hide From Your Racist Ass Family

5 years ago Bianca Nkwonta

Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and so are Aunt Nancy and Uncle Richard (Dick)…

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Local White Man Discovers Aldi!

7 years ago Denzel Belin

John Kelsey, a 35-year-old white Chanhassen resident took to social media yesterday with a big…

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Dinkytown McDonalds Happy Meal Toy Just Some Freshman’s Fake ID

8 months ago Casey Marble
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Office Employee Unsure if This Is One of Those Presentations Where You Clap at the End

10 months ago Daniel Freborg
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‘I’m Just Afraid of Commitment,’ Says Chaska Woman Who Has Used the Same Password for Everything Since Middle School

11 months ago Rachel Reyes
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Anoka Woman’s “Clean Girl Aesthetic” Doesn’t Apply To Mysteriously Stained, Never-been-washed Winter Coat

1 year ago Morgan Gray
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An Incredible Journey: Woman Travels to Parents’ House in Anoka Just to Use Printer

1 year ago Rachel Reyes

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