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Ryan Murphy To Announce New Horror Series Based on Minnesota Police
Hollywood megaproducer Ryan Murphy, known for creating the long-running anthology series American Horror Story which…
Minnesota Reveals It Is A Gemini Sun, Which Honestly Explains Everything
A collective sigh of relief was uttered when last Saturday, Minnesota revealed over brunch that…
3 Ways To Buy A House That Are All Just Pretending You’re White
Hey potential homeowneristas! Tired of logging in to Instagram every day to see yet another…
Report: Walz Restriction Reason I Haven’t Been To The Gym In Five Years
As kitschy hashtags like #HotGirlSummer gain more and more popularity, gyms are a popular hotspot,…
Schools Prep For “Gatsby Season” In Every 10th Grade English Class
English teachers across the state are Charleston-ing with glee and celebrating the easiest time of…
Company Retreat Adapted To Closing Eyes; Pretending We’re All In Duluth
Pickle In The Pot Inc. (“PITPot” or “The Company”), a gastronomic-focused company that focuses on…
State Surprised That Failing To Support Businesses Leads to Failed Businesses
Various Minnesota elected officials held a press conference earlier this week to express their shock…
Cool Retirement Home Announces “Vaccinated Only” Orgy
DETROIT LAKES — As the state continues toward vaccinating its most vulnerable, Up North Cabins…
Hero! Local White Woman Calls Black Friend She Hasn’t Talked To Since College
CHANHASSEN — Bailey Thompson broke barriers yesterday when she picked up her iPhone 12 Pro…
Somehow This Unpaid Work Group Will Solve Diversity Issues
With the hope of increasing diversity, equity, and the eradication of all things racially unfair,…
Mom Notes Country is Rebounding Quicker Than You
Grab a piece of paper and a pen and take notes because your mom is…
‘Big Business’ Announced As Minnesota Lawmakers’ Person Of The Year
Scrappy underdog and overall darling to those whose love language is tax write-offs, Big Business…
Review: Yak Traks Provide The Support Your Mother Never Did
Yak Traks are an easy slip-on device that gives you the confidence to trek across…