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Forest Horrified Young Sapling Sacrificed For Sick Human Ritual
BIG LAKE — Earlier today, a community of coniferous trees in Sand Dunes State Park…
Cornhole Tournament To Determine Who Gets First Dibs on COVID Vaccine
Epidemiologists announced this past weekend that they have made a decision regarding who will get…
Guthrie Adds Crinkling Cough Drop Wrapper Sound To Virtual Christmas Carol
After conceding to the fact that theaters actually need to produce products to get donation…
Minnesota’s New COVID App Promises Non-Confrontational Alerts
Patch notes for the new COVID contact tracing app co-produced by the State of Minnesota…
Breaking: Dasher Fired From North Pole Over Proud Boys Connection
The second most popular reindeer Dasher has filed suit against Kris Kringle LLC, claiming he…
White Woman Who Took Selfie At George Floyd Square Receives Citizen Of The Year Award
Sherry Kline, a 27-year-old graduate of Bethel University, received a special surprise when the socially…
Minnesota Sues Hallmark For Claiming Movie Was Set In Duluth But Clearly Filmed In Winnipeg
Ahead of the holiday season, Attorney General Keith Ellison, along with the support of local…
Local White Man Discovers Aldi!
John Kelsey, a 35-year-old white Chanhassen resident took to social media yesterday with a big…