Woke Man Really Sticking It to Patriarchy by Referring to Vikings Season as “Sportsball”
Local feminist Justin Barnes is speaking truth to power by continuing to refer to the Minnesota Vikings and all other athletics as “sportsball.”
“Go sportsball!” Barnes sarcastically exclaimed, waving a finger in the air, “Look how sporty the sportsmen are sporting!” he added, referring to the Vikings-49ers game playing on every screen in the Dinkytown Buffalo Wild Wings. His statements drew several…
MINNEAPOLIS – Local feminist Justin Barnes is speaking truth to power by continuing to refer to the Minnesota Vikings and all other athletics as “sportsball.”
“Go sportsball!” Barnes sarcastically exclaimed, waving a finger in the air, “Look how sporty the sportsmen are sporting!” he added, referring to the Vikings-49ers game playing on every screen in the Dinkytown Buffalo Wild Wings. His statements drew several confused looks from adjacent bar patrons, but he remained steadfast.
“See, I actually used to enjoy watching sweaty men bump into each other while scantily clad women cheered them on but, after becoming woke to how it reinforces patriarchal oppression, I just couldn’t support it anymore,” Barnes explained, “I didn’t even know there was a game on today because I don’t follow sportsball; I just felt like getting some wings.”
At half time, Barnes was seen “ironically” checking his DraftKings fantasy football league standing on his phone.