Rick Baustian
Small-Town Minnesota Men Preparing for Overworked Big-City-Divorcee-in-Search-of-a-Fresh-Start Season
With the advent of the holiday season, men all across the small towns of Minnesota…
6 Halloween Party Ideas to Help You Ignore Your Crippling Seasonal Depression
Halloween is here, and lots of spooky parties will be vying to be the hippest, most happening haunt in the town. Here are some tips to help make sure your party is one people will enjoy and not leave reminded of the imminent arrival of their seasonal depression.
Spooky! Amy Klobuchar’s Halloween Costume Is of a Presidential Candidate
Original image by Gage Skidmore
Sky Blue Waters Ashamed of What They’ve Become
Original photo by mike fabio
General Mills Shut Down After Several Contest Winners Injured in Freak Accidents on Tour
Consumers are demanding answers from General Mills after several children were tragically injured on a…
Minneapolis Repeatedly Asks Saint Paul ‘Why Are You Hitting Yourself?’
Putting on full display the sibling rivalry that has existed between the Twin Cities for…
Edina Gender Reveal Party Culminates in Parents Riding Off in a Hot Air Balloon Shaped Like a Penis
Beaming with joy at the great news they are about to share with their family…
Star Alert! Your Cousin Maddie Was an Extra in Jingle All The Way
APPLE VALLEY — Running high on the excitement of lukewarm eggnog and elf on the…
Chicago Man Brutally Attacked After Calling Jucy Lucy ‘A Cheeseburger’
MINNEAPOLIS — Police responded to a disturbance at Matt’s Bar yesterday evening that started when…
Mary Tyler Moore Still Waiting for True Love’s Kiss to Unfreeze Her
MINNEAPOLIS — Despite having been frozen in the middle of a major metropolitan area, sources…