Tyler Martindale
Black Smoke Billows From Bloomington City Hall Chimney, Signaling A New Penny The Turkey Not Yet Chosen
Thousands of citizens eagerly awaiting the announcement of a new Penny the Turkey were again…
U of M Discovers Male Mallards Evolved Green Heads to Impress Females by Referencing “The Mask” (1994)
A team of evolutionary biologists from the University of Minnesota announced this week that male…
White Minneapolis Man Requests Federal Aid to Help Rebuild Shattered Illusion of Equality
Minneapolis software developer Chance McCormack, 31, is officially requesting financial aid from the federal government…
Sibley County Frantically Searching for Other Guy Named “Sibley” to Claim They’re Named After
In light of renewed calls to remove statues and change names of places that honor…