Anoka Church Really Overdoing It with New Fog Machine
Multiple sources are reporting that Faith Baptist Church in Anoka has recently purchased a brand…
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Klobuchar’s Moderate Climate Plan To Only Cost 2 Trillion Dollars, 8 Million Species
Photo by Gage Skidmore Hoping to distinguish herself from more radical candidates like Sen. Bernie…
Tekashi 6ix9ine Testifies That Babe the Blue Ox Is A Member of The Crips
Original photo by Bo Hughins
Middle School Boy At Ren Fest With Parents Was Not Prepared For This Much Cleavage
After attempting to nonchalantly avert his eyes from yet another costumed fairgoer’s immense, corseted bosom,…
Local Fucking Idiot Confuses Viceroy Butterfly for Monarch
Original image by Rodney Campbell While out walking his dog Tuesday, Elk River resident Roy…
Department of Supernatural Resources Finds Invasive Three-Headed Hellcarp In Lake Hiawatha
Original photo by Asian Carp Regional Coordinating Committee The Minnesota Department of Supernatural Resources (DSR)…
Red Wing Family Can’t Wait For Wholesome Road Trip To Abhorrent Monument Celebrating Violent White Supremacy
RED WING — Spirits are high within the Lang household in anticipation of their upcoming…
Turtle In Middle Of I-94 Feels Alive For First Time
ALEXANDRIA, MN — Even as hundreds of massive, multi-ton vehicles speed past, missing his fragile…
Monticello Man Watching HBO’s Chernobyl Horrified After Googling ‘Nuclear Plants Near Me’
Monticello resident Josh Fischer, 29, was shocked and horrified early today when he paused an…
Dead Fish In Tinder Profile Disappointed It’s Not Getting More Matches
ST CLOUD, MN – Pointing out that it considers itself “a pretty good catch” and…
‘Duck, Duck, Grey Duck’ Creator Announces New Playable Characters at E3
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‘Amy Is A Great Boss!’ Says Klobuchar Assistant Shackled To Radiator For Totally Normal Reason
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Yet another Amy Klobuchar staffer has come forward to defend her amidst…