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Minnesota Continues To Rank Among Best Places To Live If You Ignore Asterisks
Minnesota: land of 10,000 lakes and home of the Mississippi Headwaters. Birthplace of Nobel Prize…
I Lived It: My Roommate Sang Prince at Karaoke
Minneapolis, MN – Local barfly Ted Johnson was once again reduced to looking down at his shoes in embarrassment after witnessing his roommate attempt to sing “Purple Rain” during karaoke night at Vegas Lounge last week.
“I went to get a beer, and then…I heard those opening chords,” Johnson recalled, visibly cringing. “My back was turned to the stage, but I knew it was Chris. He always fucking does this.”
Breaking News: My Pillow Products Found to be Filled With Mike Lindell’s Mustache Shavings
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First Ave Offers New Ticket Pricing to Stand Behind Tall Dude Snapchating Entire Concert
In an effort to keep up with the ever evolving landscape of the concert-going experience,…
Magic Fedora Brings Insufferable Snowman to Life
ANOKA, MN — The people of Anoka were shocked and dismayed today when a snowman…