Opinion: A Global Pandemic Won’t Stop Us From Getting Married in Front of 200 of Our Closest Friends and Family
With everything going on, the elections, people out of work, keeping track of lesson planning…
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Local GOP Also Largest Cops Show Fan Club
“I’m grieving right now, I honestly feel dead inside, I am NOT ok,” said local congressman Duane Quam, wearing a Black shirt emblazoned with the iconic logo of COPS.
Local Satire Site Takes Break From Fucking Jokes While its City Burns
MINNEAPOLIS—In the wake of the extrajudicial murder of George Floyd by Minneapolis Police and the…
The Coronavirus Hospitalized After Encounter with Michele Bachmann
At the height of its global pandemic, the Coronavirus, also known as COVID-19, has reportedly…
Banana GIF From ‘Peanut Butter Jelly Time’ Dead at 27
Longtime friend and Albino BlackSheep user ‘SticksxStones’ confirmed Sanderson’s death on social media. While the cause of death is still under investigation, sources have reported that it was the result of being accidentally deleted from a hard drive.
His career began as…
Eleven Dead and Fifteen Injured in Stampede for Sweet Martha’s Cookies
Photo by Amy Meredith
Cry Baby Craig’s Launches ‘Minnesota Hot’ Sauce Aimed At Suburban Moms
Original photo by Mike Mozart
Minnesota Fringe Bingo
It’s August in Minneapolis, which means it’s time for the Minnesota Fringe Festival: the ten…