Valley Fair to Debut ‘Paul Bunyan’s Rockin’ Divorce Hearing Timber Coaster’
SHAKOPEE — There’s a new ride coming to Valley Fair that’s guaranteed to combine the…
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Governor Walz Announces Findings that Line 3 is Actually “Good for Women” Somehow
ST. PAUL — In a surprise press conference yesterday, Governor Walz announced that despite the…
Minnesota State Fair’s Ye Olde Mill Ride Undergoing Massive New Two Light Bulb Renovation Prior to Opening
ST. PAUL — As preparations are underway for this year’s Great Minnesota Get-Together, there’s one…
Shy, Down to Earth Clock in Downtown Anoka Doesn’t Know How Pretty She Is
ANOKA — While downtown Anoka offers many lovely sites, there is one object that has…
Woah: The Stone Arch Bridge Troll Has Gotten Absolutely JACKED During the Pandemic
MINNEAPOLIS — While some people have channeled their more ample free time into fitness during…
Update: Dad’s Just Standing Out in the Yard Again, I Guess
PLYMOUTH — In a developing story, Plymouth father John Hendrickson is just standing out in…
Quiz: Are You a Carrie, a Samantha, a Miranda or Wanda the Walleye Twins Mascot?
It’s an age old question, but let’s face it: all of us want to know…
I Lived It: Laura Ingalls Wilder’s Ghost Won’t Stop Haunting Me Because I Made Fun of Her on Twitter for Being Excited About Getting an Orange for Christmas
Some things in life defy explanation. They evade logic and reason, challenge every one of…
Chanhassen Man Workshopping Different Ways to Put Hands in Pockets and Stand Around Bar
CHANHASSEN — Now that most bars around Minnesota are running at full capacity, Chanhassen resident…
Eden Prairie Brother Discovers Thai Restaurant That Actually Opened 15 Years Ago
EDEN PRAIRIE — As more and more Minnesotans are starting to dine out again, many…
Dad Ceremoniously Opens Mahogany Box Holding Leather Sandals As First Day of Grilling Season Approaches
APPLE VALLEY — Now that the weather is consistently above 70 degrees, local dad Dan…
MPD Officer Tuckered Out After a Long Day of Upholding White Supremacy
“Whew, now THAT was a day!” said MPD officer Melanie Schnellgruber, as she drops her…
Mall of America M&M Store Already Bans 17 Men for Being “Weird” About Green M&M Statue
Bloomington — While the opening of the M&M’s store at the Mall of America has…