How to Not Feel Insecure that the Birds in Your Front Yard are Having More Sex Than You
In spring, much of the natural world is busy spreading pollen and spreading their legs,…
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Wayzata to Host Father-Son Emotional Distance Fun Run
WAYZATA — As COVID restrictions ease, more cities across the Twin Cities metro look forward…
Denny Hecker Bestows Sash For Top Minnesota Grifter on MyPillow CEO, Mike Lindell
MANKATO — In a maskless ceremony in a Denny’s parking lot with little pomp for…
Mayor Frey Rifling Through Closet of Performance Fleeces to Find Which One Best Conveys That He is Listening and Learning
MINNEAPOLIS — While the jury deliberates on a verdict for Derek Chauvin’s trial, Mayor Frey…
Four John Deere Lawn Mowers Just Waiting for Your Dad to Turn Them On
PRINCETON — Spring has officially sprung in Minnesota and we all know your dad has…
Yes! This New Powderhorn Restaurant Will Serve All Organic, Locally Sourced Variations of Mush
MINNEAPOLIS — Good news, Minneapolis foodies! There’s a new restaurant opening in Powderhorn called Turning…
Scale it Forward: All Female Animatronic Crocodiles at Rainforest Cafe Given Lipstick & Eyelashes for Women’s History Month
BLOOMINGTON — In a decision that appeals to women’s rights activists and animatronic enthusiasts alike,…
‘You Should Spend Less Money on Coffee’ Says Edina Resident from Privately Guarded Wine Grotto
EDINA — Arnold Brushwipe, Edina resident and current CFO of his family’s meat processing business…
How to Be a Comfy-Cozy Cutie While Locked Inside the Mental Prison of Your Own Design
Okay, we get it—life has been a little bit challenging lately! You’re inside all the…
Five Cute Hats You Can Wear to Solve How the Hell You Lost Your Turtle in a Studio Apartment
MINNEAPOLIS — As you may have noticed or at least felt as you’ve accidentally exposed…
I Lived It: I Made the TikTok Feta Pasta and It Seduced My Boyfriend
ROSEVILLE — The other night, I decided that I would make the TikTok feta pasta….
Opinion: Stocks This, Bonds That: Why Don’t You Take Stock in Your Life and Bond With Your Stepfather!
NEW BRIGHTON — As a mother, I understand that young men are subject to a…
Eagan Man Banking on Breweries Being Back Open By Now Has to Rebuild Entire Personality
EAGAN — While Minnesotans are missing many of their social activities during the pandemic, Eagan…
Hopkins Dad Wakes up in a Cold Sweat After Nightmare Where His Son Left the Basement Light On
HOPKINS — While sleep is often a time of rest and rejuvenation, sometimes our subconscious…
Growth: Mom Hasn’t Asked Her Kids About Missing Tupperware for Over a Month
MAPLE GROVE — Although the season of giving may officially be over, the spirit of…