Morgan Gray
Update: Dad’s Just Standing Out in the Yard Again, I Guess
PLYMOUTH — In a developing story, Plymouth father John Hendrickson is just standing out in…
Quiz: Are You a Carrie, a Samantha, a Miranda or Wanda the Walleye Twins Mascot?
It’s an age old question, but let’s face it: all of us want to know…
I Lived It: Laura Ingalls Wilder’s Ghost Won’t Stop Haunting Me Because I Made Fun of Her on Twitter for Being Excited About Getting an Orange for Christmas
Some things in life defy explanation. They evade logic and reason, challenge every one of…
Chanhassen Man Workshopping Different Ways to Put Hands in Pockets and Stand Around Bar
CHANHASSEN — Now that most bars around Minnesota are running at full capacity, Chanhassen resident…
Eden Prairie Brother Discovers Thai Restaurant That Actually Opened 15 Years Ago
EDEN PRAIRIE — As more and more Minnesotans are starting to dine out again, many…
Dad Ceremoniously Opens Mahogany Box Holding Leather Sandals As First Day of Grilling Season Approaches
APPLE VALLEY — Now that the weather is consistently above 70 degrees, local dad Dan…
MPD Officer Tuckered Out After a Long Day of Upholding White Supremacy
“Whew, now THAT was a day!” said MPD officer Melanie Schnellgruber, as she drops her…
Mall of America M&M Store Already Bans 17 Men for Being “Weird” About Green M&M Statue
Bloomington — While the opening of the M&M’s store at the Mall of America has…
Four Spring Salad Ideas that Will Give You the Cutest Little Colon
Hi cutie! We know that after months of quarantine your bod is probably looking to…
The Accumulated Mugs, Cups, & Glasses on Minneapolis Woman’s Bedside Table Have Elected Their First Mayor
MINNEAPOLIS — There’s a new community developing in Minneapolis that has yet to displace anyone…
Minneapolis Woman May Not Be Able to Afford Therapy But She Can Wear a Fun Little Hat Now That It’s Spring
While many have struggled with mental health and financial insecurity the past year in the…
How to Not Feel Insecure that the Birds in Your Front Yard are Having More Sex Than You
In spring, much of the natural world is busy spreading pollen and spreading their legs,…
Wayzata to Host Father-Son Emotional Distance Fun Run
WAYZATA — As COVID restrictions ease, more cities across the Twin Cities metro look forward…
Denny Hecker Bestows Sash For Top Minnesota Grifter on MyPillow CEO, Mike Lindell
MANKATO — In a maskless ceremony in a Denny’s parking lot with little pomp for…