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Minneapolis Police No Longer Allowed to Do the Thing They Are Going to Do Anyway
MINNEAPOLIS — In a stunning rule change, the Minneapolis Police Department has announced they will…
Oh No: Jacob Frey Just Learned the Word ‘Indubitably’
In what is being described as a possible major campaign setback, somehow Jacob Frey learned…
Ryan Murphy To Announce New Horror Series Based on Minnesota Police
Hollywood megaproducer Ryan Murphy, known for creating the long-running anthology series American Horror Story which…
4 Chic Haircuts That Say, ‘Took High School Speech Team Way Too Seriously’
Are you looking to refresh your look? Has it been a minute since you’ve hit…
Jacob Frey Offering Literal Get Out Of Jail Free Card To Anyone Who Promises To Not Bully Him
MINNEAPOLIS — With the mayoral election coming in just a few months Mayor Jacob Frey…
Valley Fair to Debut ‘Paul Bunyan’s Rockin’ Divorce Hearing Timber Coaster’
SHAKOPEE — There’s a new ride coming to Valley Fair that’s guaranteed to combine the…
Minnesota Reveals It Is A Gemini Sun, Which Honestly Explains Everything
A collective sigh of relief was uttered when last Saturday, Minnesota revealed over brunch that…
3 Ways To Buy A House That Are All Just Pretending You’re White
Hey potential homeowneristas! Tired of logging in to Instagram every day to see yet another…
OPINION: If Jennifer Carnahan Can Vote To Give Herself A Severance, Then I Should Be Able to Steal the McFlurry Machine After Being Fired From The Shakopee McDonald’s
After GOP fundraiser Tony Lazarro was indicted on federal sex-trafficking charges earlier this month, Minnesota…
5 Back-To-School Outfits That You Can’t Stop Me From Wearing, Dad, I’m 15, That’s Practically An Adult
We all want to head back to class in style! Whether your school look is…