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Mayor Frey Visited by Three Mysterious Ghosts Who Tell Him to Cut the MPD Budget
MINNEAPOLIS — Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey called an emergency press conference this morning to announce…
Report: Compared To Everything Else Wisconsin Has Going On Raw Meat Sandwiches Kind Of Endearing
STEVENS POINT— After a social media post from the Wisconsin Department of Health Services begging…
Exasperated Department of Health Officials Begging Wisconsinites To Just Do The Opposite Of Whatever They’re Doing Right Now
Fed up Department of Health Services (DHS) Officials are urging Wisconsin residents to “Just stop…
Five Watt Coffee to Release Edgier Take on Folgers’ Famous Brother and Sister Holiday Commercial
There’s something creative brewing at Five Watt coffee that may shock some of their regulars….
Frost ME, Snowman! Six Minneapolis-St. Paul Snowpeople Who Could Honesty Get It
Listen, we all need a little eye candy once in a while, right? A sweet…
Millennial Not Sure It’s Responsible To Bring Snow Man Into World Right Now
DULUTH — With the catastrophic threat of climate change looming on the horizon, many Millennials…
Despicable Bigot Sitting At Computer Just Waiting For Ilhan Omar To Tweet ‘Merry Christmas’
ST CLOUD — Craig Whitman, 48, has been refreshing Ilhan Omar’s twitter page on his…
Global Pandemic Will Not Stop New Brighton Uncle from Honoring Holiday Tradition of Sending That Grinch Farting in Yoga Class Video to Entire Family
NEW BRIGHTON — As COVID infections are on the rise, many families’ holiday traditions are…
Body Positive Uncle Brags About Time He Caught Average Sized Bass
PRINCETON — With family gatherings around the corner, avid fisherman, beloved uncle, and body positivity…
Forest Horrified Young Sapling Sacrificed For Sick Human Ritual
BIG LAKE — Earlier today, a community of coniferous trees in Sand Dunes State Park…
Current COVID Restrictions to Cancel Wayzata’s 30th Annual Benefit for Salad Fork Awareness
WAYZATA — Many residents are saddened but not surprised to learn that Wayzata’s Annual Benefit…