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Ghost Haunting Split Rock Lighthouse Bored as Fuck
The ghost that haunts the North Shore’s historic Split Rock Lighthouse has revealed that he’s…
Uh Oh! The Butterfly Statue in Stillwater Gained Sentience and Now It Has Flown off With All Our Sons!
STILLWATER — Oh great heavens, what terrible news! The darling little metal sculpture of a…
“The Sparky Show” Returns to Como After Star’s Hazelden Rehab for Sardine Addiction
ST. PAUL — The popular Sparky Show returned to The Como Zoo this week after…
Not Again: All 11,000 Runners in Duluth’s ‘Grandpa’s Marathon’ Have Stopped Running Ten Minutes in To Drink Black Coffee at a Hardee’s and Talk About Their Favorite Burt Lancaster Movies
Frustrating event organizers and fans alike, all 11,283 runners in Duluth’s annual “Grandpa’s Marathon” have…