Who Needs Fireworks? Melvin Carter Invites Everyone to come Watch “Independence day” on His iPad This 4th of July
ST. PAUL — While many are disappointed the Twin Cities will not be holding fireworks…
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Minnesota Conservatives March On Capitol To Prevent Elementary Schools From Teaching That Jazz In Star Wars Is Called Jizz
ST. PAUL — Hundreds of irate Minnesotans descended on the State Capitol today to protest…
Nisswa Family Cancels Summer Trip to Visit Cousins in Kenwood, Citing Scary BLM at Protests in the Neighborhood
NISSWA — A Nisswa family has officially canceled their summer travel plans to visit their…
Yaaas! For Pride Month, General Mills Announced That Toucan Sam Is Gay Now Even Though He’s Owned By Kellogg’s
Now this feels like a big step forward for LGBTQ+ acceptance! Minnesota’s own General Mills…
Yikes! Worst Person You Know Is Launching A Self-Help Instagram
Oh no. Looks like the Worst Person You Know just started a self-help instagram, and…
Uptown Woman Drops $150 On Candles At Patina, Cures Depression For Real This Time
MINNEAPOLIS — Despite recommendations of talk therapy and antidepressants from her healthcare provider, Uptown resident…
On This Day In Minnesota History: Tim Pawlenty Signs Historic Executive Order Declaring “It’s Not Weird” To Order Multiple Glasses Of Milk With Ice At A Bar
On today’s date in 2006, Governor Tim Pawlenty signed Executive Order 06-08, a momentous and…