Update: Dad’s Just Standing Out in the Yard Again, I Guess
PLYMOUTH — In a developing story, Plymouth father John Hendrickson is just standing out in…
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QUIZ: Are They Intimidating or Can They Just Pull Off a Jumpsuit?
With Minnesota fully open again, the hip people of the Twin Cities are trading their…
BREAKING: Albino Squirrel Absolutely Slaying
DULUTH — Strutting up and down an oak tree like it’s the runway at New…
Quiz: Are You a Carrie, a Samantha, a Miranda or Wanda the Walleye Twins Mascot?
It’s an age old question, but let’s face it: all of us want to know…
3 Twin Cities Lakes We Love Even Though They Smell Like Butts
One of the benefits of living in the Land of 10,000 Lakes is the ability…
Star Tribune Streamlines Article Writing Process By Replacing Entire Newsroom With Single Police Officer
MINNEAPOLIS — In an effort to streamline their article writing process, the Star Tribune has…
Mayor Frey To Travel To France To See If They’re Still Giving Cities Giant Copper Statues Or If That Was Just A One Time Kind Of Thing
MINNEAPOLIS — Hoping to increase the city’s prestige and celebrate his own mayoral accomplishments in…
An Intriguing Mystery: The State Legislature Just Changed Minnesota’s State Bird To “All Common Loons Except Kevin” Without Telling Us What Kevin Did
The Minnesota Legislature gathered for an emergency meeting at 3 AM last night and overwhelmingly…
I Lived It: Laura Ingalls Wilder’s Ghost Won’t Stop Haunting Me Because I Made Fun of Her on Twitter for Being Excited About Getting an Orange for Christmas
Some things in life defy explanation. They evade logic and reason, challenge every one of…
Despicable Anarchist Fixes Neighbor’s Fence In Exchange For Baked Goods
MINNEAPOLIS — In a move both alarming and deplorable, local anarchist Sage Beckett has repaired…
Water You Doing: All 10,000 Lakes are Unionizing
Minneapolis — Summer time for Minnesotans means fun in the sun and relaxation by a…
Jacob Frey To Take Month Long Sabbatical To Learn How To Toss a Quarter Into Jukebox From Across the Room
MINNEAPOLIS — Hoping to increase his likability going into the upcoming election, Minneapolis mayor Jacob…
Sadistic Dad Suggests 16-Hour Family Road Trip After Spending One Year Quarantined Together
WOODBURY — After sharing a home, bathroom and several breakdowns with one another, a local,…
In Wake of Minneapolis Cancelling Fireworks Display, Travis From Otsego Announces He Still Plans to Drunkenly Shoot Bottle Rockets at His Friends
With Minneapolis, St. Paul, and Stillwater all canceling their 4th of July firework displays this…