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New Hope Woman Ironically Has No Hope in 2024
NEW HOPE — With the calendar flipping to January, many Minnesotans are gathering positive thoughts…
Cub Cashier Secretly Seethes With Rage After Ringing in Customer’s 16th Item in the “15 Items or Less” Lane
Brian MatuszakBrian Matuszak has been trying to make Duluth funny for 35 years now through…
Shakopee Woman Fears Her Best Friend Joined Cult After Christmas Card Reveals She Married Into a “Matching Jammie Family”
SHAKOPEE — The winter holiday season means family traditions, cookies, and cards, but Tiffany Sampson,…
Dean Phillips Will Not Seek Re-Election, Wants to Focus On Losing Presidency
Brian MatuszakBrian Matuszak has been trying to make Duluth funny for 35 years now through…
Minnesota’s Polite Black Friday Shoppers Politely Ignore Each Other in Aisle Standoff
Minnesota, Land of 10,000 Lakes, 10,000 Nice People, and 10,000 Awkward Aisle Encounters. A recent…
Great Lakes Shipwreck Museum Commemorates Anniversary of Edmund Fitzgerald by Scuttling Entire Ship in Lake Superior
TWO HARBORS — In honor of the 48th anniversary of the infamous sinking of the…
Report: Apple Orchard Way Better on Mushrooms
Scientists at the Grand Marais Center for Autumnal Whimsy have discovered that the average citizen’s…