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Irresponsible Man Blows $600 on Rent Instead of 50 Mouthwatering Appetizer Sampler Plates From Applebees
Coon Rapids resident Sam Davenport, 29, unwisely blew his entire $600 stimulus check on rent…
Minnesota Shatters Record for Most Dads Walking on Frozen Lake, Simultaneously Joking About Walking on Water Like Jesus
MINNEAPOLIS — Members of outdoor wintertime association Minnesota Dads Jokes Association, or more popularly known…
Tim Walz Calls On National Guard To Keep People Away From Olive Garden
MINNETONKA — Governor Tim Walz has adjusted COVID restaurant restrictions, opening bars and restaurants to…
Sad!: Duluth Man Just Now Perfected His Trump Impression
Talk about bad timing! After four years of diligent practice, Duluth dental assistant Leo Macdonald,…
Covid’s Mental Health Toll: 1 in 4 Millennials Report Having Thoughts of Kissing the Sexy Green M&M in Last Six Months
A study released this week from the Pew Research Center has shed new light on…
7 New Years Resolutions That Don’t Involve Grafting Four Metal Arms To Your Back, Hunting Down Spider-Man
Resolutions are hard to keep- You make a New Year’s resolution to surgically attach four…
All 11,842 Minnesota Lakes Make Formal Request to Be Excluded from Any of Garrison Keillor’s Future Novels
There’s movement brewing beneath the surface of Minnesota’s lakes and it’s not muskies trying to…
Mysterious Monolith in Roseville Just Empty Herbergers
ROSEVILLE — Roseville residents were buzzing with excitement last week with the appearance of their…
Most Difficult Family Member ‘Doesn’t Want Anything, Really’ For Christmas
HOPKINS — In a turn of events that’s been described as both aggravating and typical,…