This Day In History: That Time You Accidentally Called Your Third Grade Teacher “Mom” in Front of Everybody
On this date in history, you mistakenly called your third-grade teacher “Mom” in front of…
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Spam Museum Security Guard: “The Exhibits Come Alive at Night and Try to Kill Me”
When I took my job at the Spam Museum a month ago, the outgoing Night…
Stacy, MN Residents Fear None of their Moms Have Got it Going On
STACY — While listening to the popular 2003 song the entire town of Stacy, MN…
Elite DNR Agent Undercover As Elm Tree in Way Too Deep
A Minnesota Department of Natural Resources agent deep undercover as an elm tree is beginning…
Minnesota’s Knife Lake Surprisingly Not the Site of Several Grisly Teen Murders in the 80s
In a shocking turn of events, a recent investigation into the history of Knife Lake,…
Due to Budget Cuts, Mankato Mental Health Professional to be Replaced by Inspirational Poster
MANKATO — Following a series of budget cuts to Health and Human Services by the…
Walleye Most Popular Lake Fish in Minnesota, Which Probably Explains Why They Won’t Return My Texts
A new survey found that Minnesota anglers and lake enthusiasts strongly prefer walleye to other…
Woman Dies from Natural Causes During 39 Year Minnesotan Goodbye
EDINA, MN — Shelby Fisher was pronounced dead Friday night at the home of long time…
Representative Jason Lewis Laments no Longer Being Allowed to Refer to Women as Property
In a recently unearthed recording, Minnesota Congressman Jason Lewis can be heard expounding at length…
Ope! Minnesotan Man Didn’t See Ya There
ST. LOUIS PARK — Laughing awkwardly, shuffling his feet, and avoiding eye contact, local man…
NFL TRAINING CAMP: Zimmer, Vikings Devising New Ways to Fuck Everything Up
In a recent press conference, Vikings Head Coach Mike Zimmer told reporters about some of…