Minnesota’s Knife Lake Surprisingly Not the Site of Several Grisly Teen Murders in the 80s
In a shocking turn of events, a recent investigation into the history of Knife Lake,…
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Due to Budget Cuts, Mankato Mental Health Professional to be Replaced by Inspirational Poster
MANKATO — Following a series of budget cuts to Health and Human Services by the…
Walleye Most Popular Lake Fish in Minnesota, Which Probably Explains Why They Won’t Return My Texts
A new survey found that Minnesota anglers and lake enthusiasts strongly prefer walleye to other…
Woman Dies from Natural Causes During 39 Year Minnesotan Goodbye
EDINA, MN — Shelby Fisher was pronounced dead Friday night at the home of long time…
Representative Jason Lewis Laments no Longer Being Allowed to Refer to Women as Property
In a recently unearthed recording, Minnesota Congressman Jason Lewis can be heard expounding at length…
Ope! Minnesotan Man Didn’t See Ya There
ST. LOUIS PARK — Laughing awkwardly, shuffling his feet, and avoiding eye contact, local man…
NFL TRAINING CAMP: Zimmer, Vikings Devising New Ways to Fuck Everything Up
In a recent press conference, Vikings Head Coach Mike Zimmer told reporters about some of…