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Mueller Investigation Implicates King Boreas in Vulcan Collusion Plot
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Nation’s Top Satire Award Goes to Minnesota Man Who Stepped Outside and Asked “Whatever Happened to Global Warming?”
2019’s prestigious “Award for American Satire” has been presented to Tim McCullough, a Coon Rapids…
Minnesota Dentists Celebrate Zero Lion Killing Incidents For Third Year In Row
The Minnesota Dental Association (MDA) gathered at the Hyatt Regency in Bloomington this week to…
Aging Sea Captain Enraged To Find Old Navy Sells Nothing He Needs
Bloomington, MN — Mall of America security was called last week after Captain Seamus McGinty…
Star Alert! Your Cousin Maddie Was an Extra in Jingle All The Way
APPLE VALLEY — Running high on the excitement of lukewarm eggnog and elf on the…
New Charity Spreads Christmas Spirit By Giving Out Free Drunk Uncles
A new Twin Cities based charity is seeking to spread the holiday spirit by handing…
Four Christmas Outfits to Hide You’re a Messy Wittle Baby Who Just Did a Spill
Christmas is right around the corner. While most people associate this cheerful time with gift…
Will Amy Klobuchar Run For President? We Don’t Know But That Won’t Stop Us From Writing This 5,000 Word Article
Following a resounding reelection in November, Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar’s name has been floated around…
Anoka Mother Discovers All Holiday Terms Have Alternate, Explicit Definitions on Urban Dictionary
“Wait, THAT’S what ‘Deck the Halls’ means?”
Paul Bunyan, Babe the Big Blue Ox Break Up to Pursue Solo Careers
After collaborating for nearly a century, famous plaid-sporting lumberjack Paul Bunyan and collaborator Babe the…
Whoops! This Young Minnesotan Forgot To Vote For Beto O’Rourke
On Election Day this past November millions of young voters headed to the polls to…