Ghost of Uptown Arby’s Haunts Moxy Hotel
Citing multiple incidents over the past year, management at the Moxy Hotel confirmed the ghost…
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PED Test Administered to 6-Year-Old Arm Wrestler Following Match With Uncle Roy
Mankato — The US Anti-Doping Agency has ordered Brynlee Anderson, age six, to report for…
Edina Mom Poised to Elbow You in the Gut for the Biggest Easter Ham at Kowalski’s
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General Mills Shut Down After Several Contest Winners Injured in Freak Accidents on Tour
Consumers are demanding answers from General Mills after several children were tragically injured on a…
Woman Forgets to Ask If Scale was “Minnesota Spicy”, Cries Profusely Over Bowl of Pad Thai
ST. PAUL— In between tortured coughs, Sarah Linsmayer came to the realization that the waitress’s…
Whack Job Conspiracy Nut Claims “Spring Is Coming”
RED WING, MN – Disgraced geology teacher, Donald Spetzavitz continues to propagate the insane babbling…