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“Thank God It Finally Stopped Snowing” Says Minneapolis Man Binge Watching Marvel Movies In Basement
Catherine HansenCatherine Hansen started contributing to The Nordly in 2019. In December 2022, she created…
Twins Declare ‘Empty Seat Night’ Rousing Success
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Is It Safe to Put Away Your Snow Boots? Better Let Them Collect Dust Beside Your Front Door All Year, Just in Case
The sun is shining! (When it’s not raining). The air is warm! (when it’s not…
Aveda Launching I 35-W Road Salt Scrub
Original Photo by elizaraxi Today Minnesota wellness giant Aveda announced a new line of skin…
Andrew Wiggins Arriving for Game Day is Reminded by Janitor That Season Ended Weeks Ago
MINNEAPOLIS — Minnesota Timberwolves starting small forward, Andrew Wiggins, was informed by an operations assistant…
Small Mouth Bass Undergoes Cosmetic Mouth Enlargement Surgery
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Local White Man Discovers Aldi!
John Kelsey, a 35-year-old white Chanhassen resident took to social media yesterday with a big…
Out of Options, Twins Try Playing Good
At a postgame press conference yesterday, Twins Manager Rocco Baldelli revealed the strategy that had…
Local Director Runs Needlessly Cutthroat Fringe Festival Auditions
Following the selection of his name for the annual Minnesota Fringe Festival, St. Paul native…
Mayo Clinic Announces Groundbreaking Vaccination That Your Sister-In-Law Will Ignore
ROCHESTER — Mayo Clinic officials held a press conference last afternoon to unveil the latest…