Damning Report Reveals Jacob Frey Only 3rd Sexiest Mayor in the Country
According to a recent study that has bewildered the Twin Cities, US News and World…
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Rock the Garden 2019 Lineup Features Several Bands That You Aren’t Cool Enough to Have Heard Of
Spring is here in Minneapolis, and with summer closing in, 89.3 The Current has announced…
Milwaukee Man Forced To Give A Shit About Basketball
The recent accession of the Milwaukee Bucks to the NBA Eastern Conference Finals has forced…
Downtown Target Plaza Video Board Flashing the Word “Purge” for Some Reason
Original Photo By Iain MINNEAPOLIS — Downtown commuters are voicing concerns over the Target Plaza…
Paul Bunyan Is a Snack. There, I Said It
It’s time to face facts, we can’t go our whole lives with our heads in…
Loring Park Now 35% Goose Poop
MINNEAPOLIS — The Minneapolis Park & Recreations Board have released their findings from a month-long…
Retired Mechanical Bull From Cowboy Jack’s Starts Conservative Blog
After stepping down from a decades long career with the famous downtown Minneapolis bar, the…
4 Actions to Take Now That You’re the Asshole Stuck in the Middle of the Intersection
It’s rush hour in the city and everyone is anxious to get home. You’re in…
Aaron Rodgers Renegotiates Contract to Become Mayor of Green Bay
GREEN BAY — Seven time Pro Bowler and Super Bowl XLV MVP, Aaron Rodgers, has…