Mayor Melvin Carter’s Smile Used to Melt Hearts and Icy Roads
Photo by Lorie Shaull
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Ice Fishing Explained to Cousins from Florida
During an extended weekend visit from relatives, Minneapolis native Sarah Henderson found herself describing the…
‘Conceal, Don’t Feel’ Whispers Mayor Jacob Frey After Accidentally Causing Polar Vortex
Original Photo by Tony Webster
MN Man Regrets Intensity of Dividing Groceries at Checkout
ST. LOUIS PARK — While checking out at Lunds & Byerlys, local man Tom O’Neill…
Local Maniac Still Bikes to Work
MINNEAPOLIS — Despite continued snowfalls and below-freezing temperatures, local maniac Matt Steele still bikes to…
Local Woman Splurges, Buys Second Cheapest Wine on Buffalo Wild Wings Menu
WOODBURY — In celebration of completing a hard week at work, local woman Beth McCormick…
‘I Am a Hero’ Thinks MN Man After Doing Bare Minimum Civic Duty
BLOOMINGTON — After doing all that was asked of him by voting in the Midterm…
Coworker Makes ‘Winter is Coming’ Joke for Fifth Time Today
ST. LOUIS PARK — Upon hearing someone complain about the cold November weather, your coworker…
Uptown Guy Has Hot Take on ‘All This Me Too Stuff’
MINNEAPOLIS – With the conversation around sexual harassment and the treatment of women remaining in…
Edina Local Government to Adopt Monarchy
KINGDOM OF EDINA, MN — In a landslide election Tuesday, the citizens of Edina voted to…
Local Man Fears Reminding Scumbag Wisconsin Friends to Vote
ST. PAUL, MN – Overcome with a sense of guilt and frustration, St. Paul resident…
Modern Day Magellan Lives in St. Paul But Works in Minnetonka
ST. PAUL — Preparing to embark on another cross-city voyage, local woman Kelly Anderson woke…