Jay Kistler
Landlords Serve Eviction Notice To Entire City of Minneapolis
As the COVID-19 pandemic continues to rage, taking away the lives of thousands, and more tragically, the passive incomes of dozens of landlords. That’s why the Twin Cities Landlord’s Alliance has decided to evict the entire city of Minneapolis from the premises.
How to Tell Your Kids to Grow Up, Go to School, and Die Like a Man
Here are a few things you can communicate so your child stops telling you that you “don’t know what’s best for them.”
Ben Shapiro: ‘Something Seriously Wrong With a State If It Has 10,000 Wet Ass Lakes’
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‘YOU FIGURE IT OUT!’ Screams Walz About School Reopening Before Flipping Podium
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Walz Vows to Use Federal Aid to Build ‘Bigger Better AutoZone’
ST. PAUL—On 7/11, the federal government denied Minnesota’s request for aid to rebuild Minneapolis in…
Jason Lewis Has Picnic Basket Stolen in St. Paul Parking Garage By Smarter Than Average Bear
Original photo by Union Depot
3 Ways to Tell Your Boyfriend the Hold Steady Is Boring
So, you’ve landed yourself a perfectly fine, plaid-wearing, corn-eating white boy from the midwest. I…
Seimone Augustus Horrible Person for Taking Her Talents to a Livable Climate
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Lol! This Guy Thinks It’s Almost Spring
“Punxsatawny Phil said we’d have an early spring!” says Baby Brian (or if you’re nasty, Triple B). Cute: he thinks the same rules that apply in Pennsylvania apply to Minnesota! He’s under the impression that just because we have one day in the 40’s next week that we won’t have a fucking devastating blizzard in April. Must be nice living…