Timberwolves Acquire Rubio and Edwards, Solidify Their Place As A Longshot Tenth Seed
With draft night picks locked in, the Timberwolves are already eyeing yet another short lived…
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Vikings Cite Pandemic in Explaining Last 59 Years of Incompetence
Addressing reporters following the 40-23 loss to the Atlanta Falcons, Vikings General Manager Rick Spielman…
Twins Dropping 18th-Straight Playoff Game Most Predictable Part of 2020
In an unprecedented year exacerbated by a global pandemic, civil unrest, record unemployment and a…
Minnesota Freedom Fund to Use Remaining Funds to Purchase Minnesota Timberwolves
In a call for transparency, Twitter users requested that Minnesota Freedom Fund, a Minneapolis-based bail…
U of M Coaches to Recruit In-State Viruses Only
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D’Angelo Russell Wondering How to Get Traded to a Team Playing in DisneyWorld
Wolves Head of Operations, Gersson Rosas, upon hearing Russell’s request said, “If his heart is in his dream, no request is too extreme…” Rosas, under the direction of Glen Taylor, immediately began scouting expiring contract older players from the teams making the journey to Orlando.
Byron Buxton Ready to Start 60 Game Season on the 60 Day DL
Buxton, who has only ever played one non-injury plagued season since being called up to the majors in 2015, credits Twins legend Joe Mauer as inspiration.
“That dude was great” shouted Buxton, whiffing once again in the batting cages “He got paid plenty of money and couldn’t stay out of the DL to save his life.” Buxton then took a ball to the helmet, but was fine.
T-Wolves Execs Jealous of Trump Tulsa Rally Crowd Size
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Six Feet Pretty Flexible to Local Jogger
“The sidewalk is like three feet wide and I’m not going to run into the street,” said Kline as he finished his run at Boom Island Park, “these jabronis are just going to have to deal, you know?”
Nature Returns: TC Bear Seen Roaming Empty Minneapolis Streets
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U of M Unveils Plan To Replace TCF Bank Stadium With New Luxury Condos
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Everson Griffin Joins Elite Group of Vikings Who Chose to Win
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