Nature Returns: TC Bear Seen Roaming Empty Minneapolis Streets
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U of M Unveils Plan To Replace TCF Bank Stadium With New Luxury Condos
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Everson Griffin Joins Elite Group of Vikings Who Chose to Win
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Seimone Augustus Horrible Person for Taking Her Talents to a Livable Climate
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Sorcerer Admits Curse on Timberwolves Worse Than Intended
MINNEAPOLIS — When Timberwolves made the playoffs in 2018, it was the first time in…
New VR Experience at Mall of America Lets You Imagine the Timberwolves Being Good at Basketball
Bloomington – The Mall of America has announced a new NBA-themed virtual reality experience will…
Twins Prepare for Annual Putzing Through Free Agency
When asked to comment, Twins General Manager Thad Levine was adamant to defend his strategy. “We got lucky this year, there’s no doubt about that. But maybe we didn’t? Maybe we do have the right players who just haven’t reached their prime? It’s impossible to tell.”
Wild’s 2018/19 Season to be New Episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000
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Cowards: I Pitched a Story of an Underdog MN Peewee Hockey Team and Disney+ Turned Me Down
So they’ve got this streaming service, right? This Disney+ thing or whatever? I mean how sustainable can those things be anyway? They must be just, like, HURTIN for content, and since I’m an ideas man, I goes up to their offices in Burbank and let myself in. I bang on that trailer with my walking stick, and talk to the guard on duty. He said his name was Mr. Disney and that I pitch everything to him. Here’s my chance, I thought – I pitch him an idea for…
Vikings Museum Exists for Some Reason
Photo by Erik Drost Giddy with excitement for the 2019 NFL football season, Minnesota Vikings…
Wild Introduce New Mascot: Man Quietly Eating Soup
To generate fan excitement after a disappointing last season, the Minnesota Wild have introduced a new mascot: a man quietly eating soup. Now, at each home game, ‘Man the Fan’ sits alone at a small booth next to the Wild bench, enjoying his cream of mushroom soup.
To engage with the crowd at games, Man the Fan will blow gently on his soup and send aroma waves throughout Xcel Energy Center in downtown St. Paul. Every time the Wild scores, Man is allowed…
Settling the Rivalry: We Made a Real Badger Fight a Real Gopher
On a superficial level, it seems Bucky has the weight, height, and weapon advantage with a possible coyote tag-team option. Coyote has turned on ole’ Buck in the past though, so if this strategy is used it could backfire spectacularly. That said, the spread is definitely not in Goldy’s favor, as he…
Timberwolves Gear up for Another Karl Anthony Towns Highlight Reel
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