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Man With Location-Enabled iPhone Worried About Microchipped Vaccine
WHITE BEAR LAKE — As people begin receiving the COVID-19 vaccines that will end the…
Opinion: Why I’ve Given Up On Mainstream Media And Turned To This Bag Of Loose Teeth Instead
I used to be a person who turned to the mainstream giants in order to…
INTERNAL REPORT: Writing Jokes About A Failed Coup Harder Than Anticipated
THE NORDLY HEADQUARTERS — Despite clear warning signs from both President Trump and on right-wing…
Top 5 Local Winter Beers To Ralph All Over A Tesla In Loring Park
Let’s face it – most of us could use a drink right now. Between the…
Most Difficult Family Member ‘Doesn’t Want Anything, Really’ For Christmas
HOPKINS — In a turn of events that’s been described as both aggravating and typical,…
Mayor Frey Visited by Three Mysterious Ghosts Who Tell Him to Cut the MPD Budget
MINNEAPOLIS — Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey called an emergency press conference this morning to announce…
Report: Compared To Everything Else Wisconsin Has Going On Raw Meat Sandwiches Kind Of Endearing
STEVENS POINT— After a social media post from the Wisconsin Department of Health Services begging…
Santa’s Workshop Consults Mayo Clinic for COVID-19 Protocols
ROCHESTER — Over the course of the pandemic, countless world leaders and media outlets have…
The 5 Types of Essential Workers That Will Get COVID-19 This Black Friday
We all know by now that the holidays are going to look a little different…
Absolutely Godless Family Still Planning Group Black Friday Expedition
BLOOMINGTON — The Kembleton family of Chanhassen, Minnesota has made the painfully unsurprising choice to…