5 Houseplants That Can Be A Substitute For The Warmth Of A Forgiving God
Nothing brings on more winter blues than looking outside and seeing nothing but gray skies…
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Sociopath Looks Up Hinge Date On LinkedIn
ROCHESTER — In a move that can only be described as disturbing, local sociopath Tanner…
Bond With Roommate’s Cat Directly Threatened By Expansion of COVID Vaccine Availability
ST. PAUL — After Johnson & Johnson’s one-shot COVID vaccine was approved earlier this month,…
Saint Paul Residents Experience Rash Of The Dumbest Opinions Alive Via Nextdoor App
ST. PAUL — Nextdoor, an app designed to be a location-specific message board, has recently…
Local Boy Wearing Basketball Shorts During Polar Vortex Must Be Some Kind of Crazy Tough Guy
MAPLEWOOD — This week’s drop in temperature may have caused most Minnesotans to break out…
Oh No: Local Woman Might Go Back To Grad School
PROCTOR — Karlie Nesbit, 26, has reportedly started throwing around the idea of going back…
Woman Brave Enough to Face Tear Gas in July Too Scared to Slide Into Man’s DMs in February
MINNEAPOLIS — Despite spending the past summer facing off against the Minneapolis Police Department and the…
4 Valentines That Say, ‘I Am Obligated By The Social Contract To Give This To You’
Valentine’s Day is upon us, and we all can’t wait to give out cards to…
Facebook Friend Trying To Save Worst Bar in Your Hometown
CENTER CITY — After Governor Walz dialed back COVID-19 restrictions earlier this month, Facebook friend…
Uh Oh! This Man’s Houseplants Have Unionized
MOORHEAD — After weeks of unsuccessful negotiations and back rooms talks, the houseplants owned by…