Student Forced To Take Standardized Test During Global Pandemic Just Decided To Become A Supervillain
HIBBING — After it was announced that Minnesotan schools would be administering standardized testing this…
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Reconnect Rondo Project Puts St. Paul Dangerously Close to Doing Something Innovative And Cool
ST PAUL — Earlier this month, representatives for the ReConnect Rondo project spoke with Minnesota’s…
OPINION: I’m A Freedom-Loving, Red-Blooded American And I Love It When The Governor Sets My Beddy-Time
There’s been lots of fussing over the past week, all because Governor Walz set a…
OPINION: I’ll Start A Thousand COVID Outbreaks If It Means My Daughter Bethany Gets To Finish Her Dance Team Season
Lately there’s been a lot of talk about how COVID variants are spreading due to…
Minneapolis Man Listening To Seventeen True Crime Podcasts Doesn’t Have Time To Keep Up With Chauvin Trial
MINNEAPOLIS — As the trial of Derek Chauvin proceeds, people from around the world have…
Area Woman Definitely Feels Sick From COVID Vaccine And Not Entire Bag Of Pizza Rolls She Ate at 3AM
SOUTH ST. PAUL — As the race to vaccinate Minnesota against COVID ramps up, some…
Dollar General at Nicollet Mall Offers Upscale Environment for Shoplifting
MINNEAPOLIS — Dollar General opened an upscale version of their discount store called “DGX Minneapolis”…
5 Houseplants That Can Be A Substitute For The Warmth Of A Forgiving God
Nothing brings on more winter blues than looking outside and seeing nothing but gray skies…
Sociopath Looks Up Hinge Date On LinkedIn
ROCHESTER — In a move that can only be described as disturbing, local sociopath Tanner…
Bond With Roommate’s Cat Directly Threatened By Expansion of COVID Vaccine Availability
ST. PAUL — After Johnson & Johnson’s one-shot COVID vaccine was approved earlier this month,…
Saint Paul Residents Experience Rash Of The Dumbest Opinions Alive Via Nextdoor App
ST. PAUL — Nextdoor, an app designed to be a location-specific message board, has recently…