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Opinion: Uptown’s Been Going Downhill Since Sox Appeal Closed

7 years ago Sam L Landman

Back in the day, Uptown wasn’t some shopaholic’s wet dream. It wasn’t a mecca for lowlife corporations. It was an eclectic sideshow of freaky nutjobs. Punk rock attitude wrapped in a sexy burrito of anti-establishment. And the guac on that burrito? Sox Appeal.

Whether you loved Dilbert, Andalusian horses, Picasso’s Blue Period, or just wanted everyone to know that you were the undisputed “Duchess of Sassytown,” good luck finding a better way to…

St. Paul Votes to Replace Sanitation Services With Dystopian Barrel Fires

7 years ago Rusty Detty

New Studio in the North Loop Offers Yoga With Snakes

7 years ago Catherine Hansen

Original photos by theformfitness, nick ta, and Jeffrey Beall Catherine HansenCatherine Hansen started contributing to…

Wild Introduce New Mascot: Man Quietly Eating Soup

7 years ago Owen Truesdell

To generate fan excitement after a disappointing last season, the Minnesota Wild have introduced a new mascot: a man quietly eating soup. Now, at each home game, ‘Man the Fan’ sits alone at a small booth next to the Wild bench, enjoying his cream of mushroom soup.

To engage with the crowd at games, Man the Fan will blow gently on his soup and send aroma waves throughout Xcel Energy Center in downtown St. Paul. Every time the Wild scores, Man is allowed…

Saint Paul Elections Not as Fun and Vibrant as Minneapolis Elections According to Minneapolis Resident

7 years ago Andrew Witzel

Timberwolves Gear up for Another Karl Anthony Towns Highlight Reel

7 years ago Jay Kistler

Photo by SusanLesch

Everyone at Halloween Party Dressed as Sexy Kris Lindahl

7 years ago Ben Friedman

Spooky! Amy Klobuchar’s Halloween Costume Is of a Presidential Candidate

7 years ago Rick Baustian

Original image by Gage Skidmore

Loons Officially Become MN Sports Team After Disappointing First Round Playoff Loss

7 years ago Jonathan Gershberg

Andrew Wiggins Happy to Discuss Hong Kong if It Makes Him Relevant

7 years ago Nate Wong

Photo by SusanLesch

Breaking: TC Bear Not into Other Bears, Prefers Twinks

7 years ago Ben Pelegano

PHoto by Rubenstein

Jeronimo Yanez Hired By Fort Worth Police Department

7 years ago Jonathan Gershberg

FORT WORTH, TX — Following the recent high profile resignation of, Aaron Dean, the officer…

Black Hole Forms in Northeast as Craft Breweries Reach Critical Mass

7 years ago Matthew Bjork

Original photo by Fibonacci Blue

Kmart: Direct Nuclear Strike Required to Close Nicollet Location

7 years ago Brian Smallbeck

Minneapolis Woman Finds Pristine Paul Wellstone Sweatshirt in Iron Range Thrift Store

7 years ago Andy Mattfield

Klobuchar’s Moderate Climate Plan To Only Cost 2 Trillion Dollars, 8 Million Species

7 years ago Tyler Martindale

Photo by Gage Skidmore Hoping to distinguish herself from more radical candidates like Sen. Bernie…

Blushing! St. Paul City Council Requires Mayors Named Melvin Work Shirtless

7 years ago Aron Woldeslassie

Last Thursday the Saint Paul City Council stunned and enthralled many citizens with an ordinance that would require all mayors named Melvin to work shirtless. The new law will take effect immediately, and, to the feigned surprise of the city council, will require mayor Melvin Carter to work without a shirt.

Dreadlocked White Man Completely Baffles Wedge Staff by Wearing a Suit

7 years ago Taylor Cisco