Twin Cities
Metro Transit Proposes Beige Line to Get Poor Bastards Out of Lakeville
Plans to extend Red Line service from Lakeville to the Twin Cities has been canceled in favor of a newly announced Beige Line, which will begin one-way service out of the city of Lakeville beginning in spring 2021.
“Look, suburbs are breeding grounds for soulless McMansions,” said Metro spokesman Larry Deerdorfe during this week’s press conference. “And Lakeville is…
Damn! Gov. Walz Blew the 1.3 Billion Dollar Surplus on Corn Dogs Again
Original photo by Lorie Shaull
MOA Unveils Nickelodeon Multiverse
Just like the actual universe, Mall of America’s Nickelodeon Universe is doing a bit of expanding in the near future. Starting in the summer of 2020, it will morph to Nickelodeon Multiverse, bringing together every character that’s been created for the cable network since its inception back in 1977.
St. Paul Named Sister City to Dull, Scotland
Original photo by Tony Webster
Breaking: Ayd Mill Road
Photo by Wonderlane
South Minneapolis Slumlord Not Turning on Heat Until March
Photo by Conal Gallagher
Vikings Museum Exists for Some Reason
Photo by Erik Drost Giddy with excitement for the 2019 NFL football season, Minnesota Vikings…
House Apparently Being Haunted by a Very Much Still Alive Erik Paulsen
After losing his congressional seat in the 2018 midterm elections bid to Dean Phillips, Minnesota’s 3rd Congressional district hasn’t seen much of Erik Paulsen. Well, consider them lucky, because one family in Eden Prairie says he has been haunting their home.
“At first it was scary because we actually thought he was a ghost” said homeowner Kelly “but then…