Twin Cities
Four Christmas Outfits to Hide You’re a Messy Wittle Baby Who Just Did a Spill
Christmas is right around the corner. While most people associate this cheerful time with gift…
Minneapolis Cop Considers Pulling Trigger for Administrative Leave Over the Holidays
Upon learning that he had no remaining paid time off in 2018, Minneapolis police officer…
Anoka Mother Discovers All Holiday Terms Have Alternate, Explicit Definitions on Urban Dictionary
“Wait, THAT’S what ‘Deck the Halls’ means?”
Metro Transit Unveils New Red Line that Goes Straight to Hell
In an effort to accommodate the growing Twin Cities population, Metro Transit has announced plans…
‘East African Food Sure is Weird’ Says Man Eating Spam
MINNEAPOLIS – Isaac Bowman and his friend, Fizum Ahmed, were attempting to enjoy take-out from…
Edina Opens Artisanal Garbage Can for Wealthy, Discerning Raccoons
The city of Edina opened its first artisanal garbage can for wealthy raccoons at 50th…
“I Love Prince” Agree Two Men Listening to Little Richard’s “Tutti Frutti”
STILLWATER, MN. — As the Pandora playlist at a local Perkins restaurant switched tracks and…
Head-On Collision Between Two Food Trucks Results in Two Deaths, Exciting New Flavor Combination
MINNEAPOLIS — A head-on collision between two food trucks in downtown Minneapolis resulted in the…