Twin Cities
Five Brewery Date Spots for Figuring Out If He’s Got a Drinking Problem
We all know how hard it can be to snag the perfect guy, but many…
All of Minneapolis Man’s Friends Coincidentally Busy the Night of His Improv 101 Showcase
MINNEAPOLIS, MN. – In a unlikely turn of events, every single one of local man…
Opinion: I Oppose the Saint Paul Minimum Wage, Because My Brother Works at Denny’s and He’s an Asshole
Recently Saint Paul Mayor Melvin Carter signed into law a minimum wage ordinance that will…
Twin Cities Archdiocese to Reintroduce Selling of Indulgences to Pay For Large Abuse Settlement
Following the approval of a $210 million dollar settlement to the victims of sexual abuse…
Local Woman Splurges, Buys Second Cheapest Wine on Buffalo Wild Wings Menu
WOODBURY — In celebration of completing a hard week at work, local woman Beth McCormick…
Five Witchcraft Activities to Give You Any Feeling Of Control Over Your Life
Let’s face it, ladies: this tense political climate is rough. Even with the “Me, Too”…
Coworker Makes ‘Winter is Coming’ Joke for Fifth Time Today
ST. LOUIS PARK — Upon hearing someone complain about the cold November weather, your coworker…
Recently Widowed Minnesotan Overwhelmed by Pile of Tater Tot Hotdishes
Two months since the death of her husband, Maureen Mcdonald is now coming face to…
Newly Adopted Dog Looks Forward to Spending Eight Hours a Day Barking in North Loop Studio Apartment
MINNEAPOLIS — After being adopted by woman who assumed she’d be married by now, a…
Uptown Guy Has Hot Take on ‘All This Me Too Stuff’
MINNEAPOLIS – With the conversation around sexual harassment and the treatment of women remaining in…
Chicago Man Brutally Attacked After Calling Jucy Lucy ‘A Cheeseburger’
MINNEAPOLIS — Police responded to a disturbance at Matt’s Bar yesterday evening that started when…
Mary Tyler Moore Still Waiting for True Love’s Kiss to Unfreeze Her
MINNEAPOLIS — Despite having been frozen in the middle of a major metropolitan area, sources…
Modern Day Magellan Lives in St. Paul But Works in Minnetonka
ST. PAUL — Preparing to embark on another cross-city voyage, local woman Kelly Anderson woke…