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February Blizzard Renamed “Kirk Cousins” After Falling Short of Expectations
Brian MatuszakBrian Matuszak has been trying to make Duluth funny for 35 years now through…
Mango Well Past Its Prime Embarrassed by Kowalski’s $4 Price Tag
Recently, a Mango at a St. Paul Kowalski’s was found in low spirits mumbling to…
Mayor Frey Mistakes Lake Harriet Art Shanties for Encampment, Orders Eviction
MINNEAPOLIS— Artists and community organizers expressed frustration with Mayor Jacob Frey and the City of…
Ally Alert! This White Man Knows Almost Three Facts About Dakota Culture
Minneapolis resident Alex Wardell, 24, a white man, calls himself an ally but unlike some,…
Scott Jensen Personally Vouches for the Efficacy of Ivermectin in Treating COVID-19, Erectile Dysfunction, Gaping Butthole Syndrome
Speaking at a campaign event Tuesday, Republican gubernatorial candidate Scott Jensen doubled down on his…