Jensen, Oz Open Private Quacktice
Following months of speculation, Minnesota Gubernatorial candidate Dr. Scott Jensen and Pennsylvania Senate candidate Dr….
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Pathetic Satire Writers Ask You for Money
A local group of nerds who write satirical articles about the Upper Midwest are asking…
Plymouth Teacher’s Enthusiasm Already Depleted by Travis
Following a relaxing and rejuvenating summer, Plymouth middle school teacher Sarah Schroeder entered the school-year…
Trylon Cinema ‘Ironically’ Starts Showing Movies Everyone Wants To See
Following the success of “Nic Cage, National Treasure,” the Trylon Cinema in south Minneapolis has decided…
Historic Climate Change Bill Successfully Reburies Minnesota Under Massive Glacier
ST. PAUL — With congress allotting $373 billion to help fight the climate crisis, many…
State Fair Budget Cuts Force Giant Slide To Charge Additional Fee Halfway Down
ST. PAUL — The Minnesota State Fair opened this week to excited crowds eager to…
Opinion: Why My Goat, Malzibog, Devourer of Souls, Harbinger of Eternal Damnation, Deserves a Blue Ribbon at This Year’s Fair
ST. PAUL — As the mere mortal judges of Minnesota animal husbandry begin their annual…
Minnesota State Fair To Take Strict COVID Precautions by Opening One Hour Later
Brian MatuszakBrian Matuszak has been trying to make Duluth funny for 35 years now through…
Finally Living up to Its Name: Midtown Global Market Just Opened a New Stall That Offers a Taste of Mole Man Cuisine From Deep Inside the Hollow Earth
Midtown Global Market is at long last becoming truly global by adding a kiosk that…
Local Baseball Fan Disappointed New MLB Labor Agreement Doesn’t Prevent Twins From Playing
Brian MatuszakBrian Matuszak has been trying to make Duluth funny for 35 years now through…