Study: Ancient Markings Near Minnehaha Falls Suggest Humans Once Hunted 30 Foot Tall Penises
MINNEAPOLIS — A new survey of rock art near Minnehaha Falls suggests that prehistoric humans…
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Walz Vows To Cancel Every Minnesotan’s Springsteen Concert Ticket Debt
Brian MatuszakBrian Matuszak has been trying to make Duluth funny for 35 years now through…
First Avenue Renounces Dave Chapelle With Venue Change, Free Publicity, Adding Two Additional Sold Out Shows
Brian MatuszakBrian Matuszak has been trying to make Duluth funny for 35 years now through…
Lake Bde Maka Ska Offers $35 to Rent a Canoe or $15 for the Memory To Be ‘Total Recalled’ Straight Into Your Mind
As many Minneapolitans tackle their summer bucket lists, one popular activity is renting a canoe…
Ghost Haunting Split Rock Lighthouse Bored as Fuck
The ghost that haunts the North Shore’s historic Split Rock Lighthouse has revealed that he’s…
Uh Oh! The Butterfly Statue in Stillwater Gained Sentience and Now It Has Flown off With All Our Sons!
STILLWATER — Oh great heavens, what terrible news! The darling little metal sculpture of a…