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Surprise! The Street You Live on Has Been Closed and Your Car’s Been Towed, Now Get To Work!
Good morning, Citizen! Time to rise and shine from your sleepless night of coughing and…
Temporary Ceasefire Declared Between Ukraine and Russia Until Duluth Mayor Decides Whether or Not To Keep Lighting the Aerial Lift Bridge
Brian MatuszakBrian Matuszak has been trying to make Duluth funny for 35 years now through…
Opinion: It’s Mother’s Day: Let Her Eat the Birdseed
Mother’s Day is here: a holiday dedicated to celebrating the women who raised us. And…
Minnetonka Mom’s Fifth Choice Restaurant for Mother’s Day Is Actually Just Great!!! Really, It’s Exactly What She Wanted, so Perfect
MINNETONKA – Mother’s Day is just around the corner and Minnetonka resident Cheryl Lundstrom could…
New Vikings Coach Pledges Two Super Bowl Disappointments Within First Five Years
MINNEAPOLIS — Minnesota football fans were filled with hope this week as the Vikings new…
St. Paul Removes Glasses and Ponytail To Reveal Beautiful City Underneath
St. Paul – Reports are coming in today that St. Paul, once believed to be…
Vikings Give Kirk Cousins One Last Chance To Establish Himself as the Least Worst Quarterback in Team History
Brian MatuszakBrian Matuszak has been trying to make Duluth funny for 35 years now through…
Timberwolves Fan Unsure How To Cope With Team Being Good
MINNEAPOLIS — Local Minnesota Timberwolves fan Dan Maxwell had been bewildered and lost for the…
This Day in Minnesota History: The Four Horses That Pulled an “Air Bud” and Won the 1996 NBA Championship for the Minnesota Timberwolves Are Immortalized in a Gold Statue at the State Capitol
On today’s date in 2005, Governor Tim Pawlenty officially unveiled the State Capitol’s bronze and…
General Mills Reveals That They Accidentally Leaked Thousands Of Customers’ Addresses To The Cookie Crisp Wolf
MINNEAPOLIS — In what is being called an ‘unprecedented’ security breach, Minnesota-based foodstuffs manufacturer General…