Five Brewery Date Spots for Figuring Out If He’s Got a Drinking Problem
We all know how hard it can be to snag the perfect guy, but many…
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Twin Cities Archdiocese to Reintroduce Selling of Indulgences to Pay For Large Abuse Settlement
Following the approval of a $210 million dollar settlement to the victims of sexual abuse…
Five Witchcraft Activities to Give You Any Feeling Of Control Over Your Life
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Coworker Makes ‘Winter is Coming’ Joke for Fifth Time Today
ST. LOUIS PARK — Upon hearing someone complain about the cold November weather, your coworker…
Newly Adopted Dog Looks Forward to Spending Eight Hours a Day Barking in North Loop Studio Apartment
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Chicago Man Brutally Attacked After Calling Jucy Lucy ‘A Cheeseburger’
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Mary Tyler Moore Still Waiting for True Love’s Kiss to Unfreeze Her
MINNEAPOLIS — Despite having been frozen in the middle of a major metropolitan area, sources…
Edina Local Government to Adopt Monarchy
KINGDOM OF EDINA, MN — In a landslide election Tuesday, the citizens of Edina voted to…
Local Man Fears Reminding Scumbag Wisconsin Friends to Vote
ST. PAUL, MN – Overcome with a sense of guilt and frustration, St. Paul resident…