Aging Sea Captain Enraged To Find Old Navy Sells Nothing He Needs
Bloomington, MN — Mall of America security was called last week after Captain Seamus McGinty…
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Star Alert! Your Cousin Maddie Was an Extra in Jingle All The Way
APPLE VALLEY — Running high on the excitement of lukewarm eggnog and elf on the…
New Charity Spreads Christmas Spirit By Giving Out Free Drunk Uncles
A new Twin Cities based charity is seeking to spread the holiday spirit by handing…
Minneapolis Cop Considers Pulling Trigger for Administrative Leave Over the Holidays
Upon learning that he had no remaining paid time off in 2018, Minneapolis police officer…
Anoka Mother Discovers All Holiday Terms Have Alternate, Explicit Definitions on Urban Dictionary
“Wait, THAT’S what ‘Deck the Halls’ means?”
Paul Bunyan, Babe the Big Blue Ox Break Up to Pursue Solo Careers
After collaborating for nearly a century, famous plaid-sporting lumberjack Paul Bunyan and collaborator Babe the…
Whoops! This Young Minnesotan Forgot To Vote For Beto O’Rourke
On Election Day this past November millions of young voters headed to the polls to…
‘East African Food Sure is Weird’ Says Man Eating Spam
MINNEAPOLIS – Isaac Bowman and his friend, Fizum Ahmed, were attempting to enjoy take-out from…
Jesse Ventura Gifts Tim Walz Map of Capitol’s Secret Underground Labyrinth, Enchanted Crossbow ‘Just in Case’
Former Governor Jesse Ventura held a surprise policy meeting with Governor-elect Tim Walz at Walz’s…
Head-On Collision Between Two Food Trucks Results in Two Deaths, Exciting New Flavor Combination
MINNEAPOLIS — A head-on collision between two food trucks in downtown Minneapolis resulted in the…