Yaaas! For Pride Month, General Mills Announced That Toucan Sam Is Gay Now Even Though He’s Owned By Kellogg’s
Now this feels like a big step forward for LGBTQ+ acceptance! Minnesota’s own General Mills…
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On This Day In Minnesota History: Tim Pawlenty Signs Historic Executive Order Declaring “It’s Not Weird” To Order Multiple Glasses Of Milk With Ice At A Bar
On today’s date in 2006, Governor Tim Pawlenty signed Executive Order 06-08, a momentous and…
Wayzata Collapses Into Sinkhole Under Weight Of Trillions Of Folksy Minnesota-Themed Throw Pillows
WAYZATA — The entire city of Wayzata suddenly collapsed into itself earlier today, forming a…
Ant Carrying Massive Oreo Crumb Back To Colony Better Get To Meet The Fucking Queen For This
ROCHESTER — His exoskeleton aching from exhaustion, a carpenter ant struggling to carry a massive…
Not Buying It: The Minnesota Historical Society Announced They’ve Discovered An Apology By Charles Lindbergh But It’s Clearly From The iPhone Notes App
You’re going to have to try harder than that, guys! The Minnesota Historical Society just…
A Disgrace To His Legacy: The Prince Estate Is Selling Orange T-Shirts That Say “Sex Just Isn’t My Thing”
This is borderline sacrilegious. Just weeks after announcing a makeup collection by Urban Decay, Prince’s…
‘I Guess This Is What Happens When You Defund The Police!’ Yells Brooklyn Center Man After Accidentally Slamming Fingers In Car Door
BROOKLYN CENTER — Conservative long-time Brooklyn Center resident Mike Baker, 38, angrily blamed the recent…
Melvin Carter Laying Awake Nervously Wondering When Local Satire Site Will Inevitably Turn On Him
ST. PAUL — Despite having downed a calming mug of hot chamomile and dressing in…
Sad: Jesse Ventura Keeps Calling The Capital To Ask If Its Too Late To Change His Official Portrait To One Done By A Chimp He Saw On YouTube
Well this is kinda sad. Apparently, a very desperate sounding Jesse Ventura has called the…
Minnesota Celeb Watch: The Tornado From ‘A Serious Man’ And The Woodchipper From ‘Fargo’ Were Just Spotted Canoodling
It looks like love is in the air! And that air is spinning at upwards…
New Research Suggests Minnesota’s First Governor Henry Sibley Led Double Life As The World Champion Of A Sport Called “Competitive Pants Wetting”
ST. PAUL — Newly published research from a team of historians at the University of…