Adult Child Of Divorce Still Vows To Go Through Annoying Emo Phase
As her parents’ divorce paperwork was being finalized last week, local woman Meghan Harstead publicly…
News
Woah: The Stone Arch Bridge Troll Has Gotten Absolutely JACKED During the Pandemic
MINNEAPOLIS — While some people have channeled their more ample free time into fitness during…
Hungry Brainerd Optimist Googles “Ethiopian Restaurants Near Me”
BRAINERD — In an inspirational act of optimistic thinking, hungry Brainerd resident Doug Strickland just…
Smoke from Canadian Wildfires Signals Selection of New Tim Horton’s
Brian MatuszakBrian Matuszak has been trying to make Duluth funny for 35 years now through…
An Understandable Mixup: An Independent Collector Just Presented The SPAM Museum With an Ad for The World’s Oldest Penis Enlargement Pill That The Porn Industry Doesn’t Want You To Know About
Wow. This is such an easy blunder to make that it’s honestly surprising it hasn’t…
Jesse Ventura Calls Tim Walz Reminding Him Not To Touch Box Labeled “Tiny Cave Man” In Governor’s Mansion’s Freezer
ST. PAUL — A frantic-sounding former Governor Jesse Ventura called Tim Walz at approximately 11…
Mumbling, Wandering Paul Westerberg Draws Crowd of 10,000
MINNEAPOLIS — Minnesotans, like the rest of the country, have been so pent up and…
‘If The Police Don’t Prevent Crime, What Do They Do?’ Says Dad Who is About to Have a Mind-Blowing Revelation
MINNEAPOLIS — With an uptick in crime in several Minneapolis neighborhoods, many Minnesotans are debating…
3 New Summer Patios Where You Can Drink Too Much and Become A Burden To Your Friends
Summer is here, which means becoming a drunk problem on patios. Minneapolis has some fabulous…